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You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.
The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals
One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.
You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats.
I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.
I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
I know of nothing to compare with the welcome a dog gives you when you come home.
The sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them.
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
Until that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn't known dogs could scream.
There is no other dog that can compare to a Corgi. They're the epitome of beauty.
My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men?
I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
As soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side.
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.
For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And hold-fast is the only dog.
It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.
I've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that.
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts
Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.
Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.
If you love to read, if you love nature and if you have a dog, you've got it made.
I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!