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Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.
You know there is no one in the world I would rather sleep with than Yuki.
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one
Dog becomes a good friend with man whether the man himself is good or not!
I admire those old road dogs, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan. That's their life.
Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live.
I care for my dogs as if my life depended on them. And oftentimes it does.
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.
I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.
I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs.
If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going.
Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
Love is what you feel for a dog or a pussycat. It doesn't apply to humans.
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.
Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!
It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.
Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.
I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Because of the dog’s joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift.
Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.
If you are truly fearless as a performer, than you don't fear kids or dogs.
Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.
I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.
To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.
I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.
No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.
God has been kind to dogs in no putting a sense of beauty into their heads.
Probably your first agent is going to be some guy who also handles dog acts.
I have several Scottish Terriers. I find them to be the most wonderful dogs.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.
The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.
I am surrounded by my family, my beloved grandchildren, and my pack of dogs.
I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.