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I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.
In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
Money can buy a fine dog but it is kindness that makes him wag his tail.
I like to take my dog on the road. He stays up front; he likes it there.
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself.
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.
The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be.
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Dogs are easy. If their tails are up and their eyes are soft, you're in.
My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon.
She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog.
In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite.
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.
My dog wakes me at 6:30 in the morning, so pretty much, I have to get up.
I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get?
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.
I was a commodity, like a hot dog. It was like hot dogs and Betty Hutton.
Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God.
He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.
I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs.
You don't always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need.
Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables.
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date.
To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine.
I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing.
Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to.
At the time of the Revolution, dogs howled day and night all over Russia.
In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.