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I would love for the world to have a dog psychology center everywhere.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.
A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
the world has been fair cruel if you've never known the love of a dog!
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot.
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.
Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame.
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period.
There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.
They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal.
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.
I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.
My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.
I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.
You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else.
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
And gold has no name, it licks the hand of anyone who has it: good dog!
He hath a share of man's intelligence, but no share of man's falsehood.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate.
A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?
Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.
Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?