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I think it's fun running with dogs. They're always so fit and fast.
A dog pours a pitcher of love into the lonesome spots of your life.
Novels are about men and women and children and dogs, not politics.
111 company is like a dog, who dirts those most whom he loves best.
I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with.
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.
The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
All training is negotiation, whether you're training dogs or spouses
I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Had you fought like a man, you need not have been hang'd like a dog.
When you run after your thoughts, you are like a dog chasing a stick
I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
It has been 20,000 years since man and dog formed their partnership.
One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.
Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs.
Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs
The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
The conclusion I have reached is that, above all, dogs are witnesses.
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.
I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
Galactic Hot Dogs is an insanely entertaining, eye-popping adventure!
When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.
Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
You can teach an old dog new tricks, and this old dog wants to learn.
I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.
Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit.
For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!
She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.
Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.