Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

You can teach an old dog new tricksif the old dog wants to learn.

When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked.

One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

The truth is out there somewhere, but the dog needs to be walked.

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

Some people who like dogs don't like cats, but I'm not like that.

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.

The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

Any dog can be aggressive; it's basically the way they're raised.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I don't understand people who have sex with their dog in the room.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

And that is why I hate dogs." " . . . woof." --Sebastian and Ceiel

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

A dog starved at his master's gate Predicts the ruin of the state.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

The bone won't come to the dog. It's the dog that goes to the bone.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.

Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

War don't ennoble men, it turns 'em into dogs. It poisons the soul.

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.

If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

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