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The dog, to gain some private ends, Went mad, and bit the man.
No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.
I don't trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs.
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.
If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.
The best way to get over a dog's death is to get another soon.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.
Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.
We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.
The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.
Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.
Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.
A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.
When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits.
The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.
A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.
Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog.
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.
When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs
The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing.
I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog.
There is another world for all that live and move-a better one!
The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown.
Some days you're the fire hydrant, and some days you're the dog.
A miniature poodle is not not a dog just because it's miniature.
My dogs have been my most loyal friends and constant companions.
I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog.
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
I am a dog person and not a cat person, definitely a dog person.
As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.
A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.
I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll.
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?