Democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

Think about a dog’s ability to forgive. This to me is love.

It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs.

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

This alpha dog is not going to take it lying down next time.

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.

Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.

You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup.

Ideologies, like dogs, remain just outside the hermits door.

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

Everybody should have a shelter dog. It's good for the soul.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine

When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.

I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough.

I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.

Abstraction and luxury are the guard dogs of the upper class.

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog.

Amanda (Seyfried) has this dog that goes everywhere with her.

They finally pushed me out, It's cool though cos I hae a dog.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

Dogs have a lot to communicate to a person willing to listen.

When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.

Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. I bit whomever he asked me to bite.

One thing I would never photograph is a dog lying in the mud.

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

Unable to love each other, the English turn naturally to dogs

Men cannot grieve as dogs do. But they grieve for many years.

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

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