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What doctor does not need platform heels and dark black eyeliner to treat their patients?
MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
A doctor who keeps a person from becoming ill deserves more merit than one who cures him.
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Very few [doctors] are men of science in any very serious sense; they're men of technique.
Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
You'd have to be pretty hard-nosed not to feel some sympathy for the guy [Doctor Strange].
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .
What? My head doctor says I'm not supposed to censor my thoughts. It's part of my therapy.
I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
The wounds that cannot be seen are more painful than those that can be treated by a doctor.
When other boys dreamt of going to the moon or becoming doctors, I wanted to be a designer.
The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected. Only the wounded physician heals.
The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukaemia.
Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics! -The Doctor (Matt Smith)
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
a sick society, unlike a sick individual, fares best under the ministration of many doctors.
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them.
Idris: Are all people like this? The Doctor: Like what? Idris: So much bigger on the inside.
What do I want in a doctor? Perhaps more than anything else-a friend with special knowledge.
As a Christian, as an individual, as a doctor, I am absolutely opposed to the death penalty.
In England, 'Doctor Who' has always been considered a children's show, at least by children.
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.
Pronunciation has made many an innocent word sound like a doctor's orders for a stomach pump.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
To be able to see into a friends' dream is a dream in itself. -Doctor Kōsaku Tokita (Paprika)
That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.
If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
The bottom line to this is, there are few doctors who have any expertise in chemical exposure.
The doctor said I should do a lot of walking, so I walk to the mound nine or ten times a game.
Freedom is the only real doctor of the sick slaves; and a good conscience, of the ill masters!
It is the duty of a doctor to prolong life and it is not his duty to prolong the act of dying.
I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.