Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
As a Doctor, I'm often asked: why can't we see more pictures of Albania?
The need is to recognize that The patient is the healer, Not the doctor.
I went to college, I went pre-med, I thought I was going to be a doctor.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Most writers are middle-class and are the children of doctors or lawyers.
Bonds and the pangs of hunger are excellent prophet doctors for the wits.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
It's a poor doctor who can't cure one disease without giving you another.
A doctor who doesn't say too many foolish things is a patient half-cured.
I read a lot of books for information, like doctor books, spy books. . . .
On health care, your freedom to choose your own doctor, without Obamacare.
I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
Doctor, if I put this here guitar down now I ain't never going to wake up.
Doctors have an ethical duty to follow the practices and standards of care.
There was something very special about Doctor Who, and I did miss it a lot.
If economists were doctors, they would today be mired in malpractice suits.
It is through education that the daughter of a peasant can become a doctor.
So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I'm okay with blood and guts.
Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.
If I could be a doctor and save lives I would, but I can't so I sing songs.
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
Most of those evils we poor mortals know From doctors and imagination flow.
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
What I think a doctor should do is prevent disease, by any means necessary.
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.
To find health should be the object of the doctor. Any one can find disease.
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
If you have a drug problem, you should be sent to a doctor, not a jail cell.
To be honest, I don’t think there’s any other show like ‘Doctor Who’ at all.
...if all people doing desktop publishing were doctors we would all be dead!
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.
People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore that needs the knife.
When a doctor is performing an operation, his mind cannot be somewhere else.
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
My right side is paralyzed. I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.
Though fancy may be the patient's complaint, necessity is often the doctor's.
Doctor Who is pretty dark, I think. Generally its dark; its always been dark.
I think it's fair to say that, yeah, I'm playing Doctor Strange, I get there.
Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient.
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
The digitization of human beings will make a parody out of doctor knows best.
Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?
Evil comes at leisure like the disease. Good comes in a hurry like the doctor.
The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
I would encourage all women to get mammograms when their doctors tell them to.