A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

Mama gave birth to a hell raising heavenly son. See the doctor tried to smack me, but I smacked him back.

Dear doctor, you must not only let the patient tells his story, but you should also try to understand it.

Many who are self-taught far excel the doctors, masters, and bachelors of the most renowned universities.

My fantasy is, if I wasnt on Dexter, I would move my family to London and work for the BBC on Doctor Who.

If it were art to overcome heresy with fire, the executioners would be the most learned doctors on earth.

I'm a medical doctor by training. I'm a physician, not a politician. And I'm in this as a mother on fire.

I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.

I was a little jealous of the levitation cloak but I was happy to be comfortable [on Doctor Strange set].

The oil lobby, perhaps the most powerful lobby on earth, is almost matched by hospital owners and doctors.

Doctors cannot afford to provide care at the rate of reimbursement that Medicare insists that they accept.

He didn't want me to become a musician, he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.

There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to many doctors and had many tests, no one diagnosed MS.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your employees.

The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa - slightly off balance.

I said to my doctor, 'You gotta testme, there's something wrong with me that I would be behaving this way.'

The doctor that acts out of love doesn't burn out. He or she may get tired physically, but not emotionally.

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you.

I agree, the world would be a better place if doctors were less enthusiastic about adopting very new drugs.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

If they take their children to doctors, they believe they are putting their faith in man instead of in God.

I am a Doctor, but above all else I consider myself an activist for peace, justice and care for all people.

Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in the spirit.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

You know what the difference between a cardiac surgeon and God is? God doesn't think he's a cardiac surgeon.

The doctors, whether based in Brussels or Paris, draw the same conclusions and write the same prescriptions.

We all, as engineers, doctors, have a big responsibility to bring smiles on the faces of suffering humanity.

As a player you don't want to hurt someone and you don't want to see someone leave the ice with the doctors.

I think that I had better go, Holmes." "Not a bit, doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without my Boswell.

I want to be a child doctor. A pediatry... how do you call it, pediatrician? Do I like kids? No, not really.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'

My doctors say the more I continue to push, the more I can continue to raise that bar, the better I can get.

Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

The doctors have always said 'The moment you stop using it, use it.' So my goal every day is to use my body.

Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them.

She felt that she would have to be much more than just a doctor or an engineer. She would have to be a saint.

Italian hospitals are great. The doctor smoking in the emergency room will sign any prescription you ask for.

'Doctor Who' was my first telly job, and before that I did a lot of theatre in education, children's theatre.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!

It is very important to be reading as well as writing. A doctor is not going to ignore new surgery practices.

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