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Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive.

There is a shortage of doctors, and the American Medical Association is aiming to keep it that way.

That's the worst of doctors. They are so keen about the body, but they don't study the soul at all.

The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

I wish medical schools helped us to analyze our healthy and unhealthy reasons for becoming doctors.

I was conceived after doctors told my mother she'd never have children. I'm a miracle - we all are.

Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.

Who ever saw a doctor use the prescription of his colleague without cutting out or adding something?

And we have made of ourselves living cesspools, and driven doctors to invent names for our diseases.

There's huge satisfaction in that, but I've got to credit all the doctors and trainers in Cleveland.

My grandfather would live to see his children become doctors and ministers, accounts and professors.

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

Only the doctor and the judge have the right to inflict the death penalty without receiving the same.

I married someone 30 years older than me, a doctor, a playboy who had a terrible Don Juan reputation.

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.

Medical decisions have been politicized. What doctor wants a state legislator in his consulting room?

The best doctors and medicine in the world can't save you if you don't do what you're supposed to do.

A few years ago, I thought, I'll never make it. I started to go to the doctor to help me lose weight.

Often doctors didn't even tell you what was wrong with you. They just treated you, and sent you home.

A chiropractor accomplished in three weeks what the army doctors haven't been able to do in two years.

Sickness, doctors, that scares me, not violence -- helplessness. That's why I turn to violent stories.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.

The threat of a neglected cold is for doctors what the threat of purgatory is for priests-a gold mine.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Doctors are busy playing God when so few of us have the qualifications. And besides, the job is taken.

Doctor I've wrestled with reality for 40 years and I'm happy to say that I've finally won out over it.

As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you're not taking care of them.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

As long as I'm not taking a penalty we will be OK. But if it's like two years ago I will need a doctor.

Doctor Killebrew was also in the script at one point, and for creative reasons we ended up cutting him.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.

If you want to get healthy, you just might not want to go to a doctor. You might instead, go to church.

It is said, proverbially, that happy is the doctor who is called in when the disease is on its way out.

I'd call it a new version of voodoo economics, but I'm afraid that would give witch doctors a bad name.

I think it's a really sad situation when I have to lie to my doctor about what I need a medication for.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

One of the shortcomings of our medical system is that doctors have very little time with their patients.

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

Doubt is an old disease. Faith is an old medicine. Compassion is an old doctor. Concern is an old nurse.

The doctor will persist in laboring under the delusion that patients want common sense instead of magic.

Just out of curiosity, sweetheart; did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price.

I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in.

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight.

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