I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

In Reno, there is always a bull market, never a bear market, for the stocks and bonds of happiness.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Awkward conversations are painful, but they're way easier than divorce, resentment, and heartbreak.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

I've been through cancer, divorce, loss and bereavement, but they are things most humans go through.

Money comes and goes. I may make a million dollars, then get a divorce and damn near lose all of it.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

[When asked if she had ever considered divorcing Sir Lewis Casson:] Divorce? Never. But murder often!

Anger is the mother of a whole brood of evil actions. Divorce too often is the bitter fruit of anger.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.

I have long believed that what most affects a child is not the divorce, per se, but how it is handled

I think the key for a child to do well in a divorce is, very simply, you have to be honest with them.

Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or both parties to a marriage contract.

There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Divorce alone is a very hard thing to go through, and having the public weigh in on it makes it worse.

A family going through a divorce, a child under attack by a demon, all these things I could relate to.

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

The day you wind up single through divorce or separation is the day you get to test who you really are.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

The results of the divorce between truth and human beings can be most graphically observed in politics.

Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose to use it as a catalyst for having an extraordinary life.

The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse people would marry for good.

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

This divorce between man and his life, the actor and his setting, is properly the feeling of absurdity.

It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys.

I'm very lucky, I had a very amicable separation and very amicable divorce, but it was still horrendous.

I would like marriage to disappear completely from the world, and with marriage, divorce will disappear.

The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.

Conventional wisdom tells us we'll only be happier after a divorce if the marriage itself was a war zone.

Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

Divorce is a 50-50 thing, and it can be a number of petty things that finally drive you out of your mind.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Establishing a friendship after divorce takes great effort and a lot of swallowing of your pride and ego.

Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.

I have such hatred of divorce that I prefer bigamy to divorce. Anyway, I think we should see other people.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

The seeds of divorce are often sown and the problems of children begin when Mother works outside the home.

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