Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

Under Tunisian law, a woman can divorce her husband. Total equality.

I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.

You can't divorce civilization from nature - we totally depend on it.

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.

Sometimes you divorce a part of yourself to save yourself emotionally.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

I want a return to the divorce system based on the fault of one spouse.

'E.T.' began with me trying to write a story about my parents' divorce.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

I watched my mom suffer from a divorce where she depended on my father.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown.

My parents' divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me.

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

Criticism is the seed of divorce, and it develops rebellion in our young.

If you divorce capital from labor, capital is hoarded, and labor starves.

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

Divorce is something that I never dreamed would happen to me. But it did.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

When you fall in a river, you're no longer a fisherman; you're a swimmer.

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

I would say that I wasn't so much afraid of marriage as afraid of divorce.

I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Anyone who's been through divorce will know that every day is really hard.

The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.

You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.

Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.

It wasn't about being happy or unhappy. I just didn't want to be me anymore.

I had been very angry, angry enough to lose control; none of us are above it.

Death, disease, and divorce affect wealthy suburbs as well as the inner city.

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

In stocks as in romance, ease of divorce is not a sound basis for commitment.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

No one's going to go see the story of Othello going to get a peaceful divorce.

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