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I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.
Gabrielle Union / Actress
Chaos
Dishwashers
Function
Sheets
Dishwasher
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Water doesn't hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you're fine.
Billy Gibbons / Musician
Hurt
Records
Vinyl
Water
Dishwasher
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I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs.
Jackie Evancho / Singer
Clean
Feed
Dishwasher
Dogs
Wash
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I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.
Clarence Thomas / Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States
Miracle
People
Thinking
Admit
Dishwasher
Thinks
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Aziz Ansari / Actor
Cook
Dishwasher
Japanese
Table
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My father, who worked as a dishwasher, was especially anxious. He did not like being here undocumented.
Diane Guerrero / Actress
Anxious
Dishwasher
Undocumented
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As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.
Gil Scott-Heron / Poet
Cleaners
Dishwashers
Gardener
Cleaner
Dishwasher
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The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just like my dishwasher.
Sebastian Thrun / Educator
Pragmatic
Sarcastic
Dishwasher
Reliable
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My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like if I try anything diva, they're like, 'Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.'
Rebel Wilson / Actress
Grounded
My Family
Shut Up
Trying
Family Me Anything
Dishwasher
Shut
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The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen!
Laura Whitmore /
Invention
Possession
Prize
Dishwasher
Grow Up
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Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!
Masaharu Morimoto / Chef
Believe
Knives
Soul
Once
Them
Chefs
Dishwasher
Goes
Japanese
Put
Start
Using
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First, I am definitely going to give some money to my mission program at church, and then I have to get my mom a dishwasher.
Darci Lynne Farmer /
Dishwasher
Mission
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Writing isn't manual labor. Nor is it emptying the dishwasher or paying bills. It's work, sure, but sometimes it should be fun.
Rebecca Serle /
Bills
Labor
Manual Labor
Dishwasher
Manual
Paying
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For me, it's about being at home and living a life. Taking the dog for a walk, doing the shopping, emptying the dishwasher, going for a run.
Cillian Murphy / Actor
Shopping
Dishwasher
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I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.
Jerry Saltz / Art Critic
Dishwashers
Prepared
Restaurants
Use
Cooked
Deli
Dishwasher
Mainly
Subsist
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I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.
Kelsey Grammer / Actor
Jobs
Important
Little Bit
Littles
Job
Bit
Me Important Back
Dishwasher
Set
Fired
Realize
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They say, 'We will give you money, but we want you to play this or that.' And I always thought, 'If I'm going to do that, I might as well go back and be a dishwasher.'
Cecil Taylor / Jazz Pianist
Dishwasher
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Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.
Julian Baggini / Author
Choices
Cooking
Dishwashers
Housewife
Load
Dishwasher
Lighten
Rewarding
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I was a coat checker, a dishwasher, a waitress, and those were some of the happiest times of my life because I still got to do my writing. You're lucky when you can work and then do your art.
Sophie B. Hawkins / Singer-Songwriter
Waitress
Life Art Work
Coat
Dishwasher
Life Work Art
Happiest
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I always mention stacking the dishwasher - any opportunity. But it's the consequences - it's the food poisoning and the potential death that will come with not loading the dishwasher properly.
Jon Richardson / Comedian
Death
Opportunity
Poisoning
Come
Consequences
Dishwasher
Mention
Potential
Properly
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When I went to FC Groningen, I had to take my bike to training - my first wage went on driving lessons. Before I signed my contract, I was 15 or 16 and working as a dishwasher in a Breda restaurant.
Virgil Van Dijk /
Bike
Contract
Dishwasher
Signed
Wage
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People want to imagine that I have this amazing life. That I never change nappies, unload the dishwasher or have to wait in for the plumber, and that's OK, but the reality is I do do all these things!
Jade Jagger /
Amazing Life
Plumber
Life Change Amazing
Dishwasher
Ok
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Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'
Jen Lancaster / Author
Japan
Remember When
Storm
Mr
Dishwasher
Sewer
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If you have had the same dishwasher for 10 years or more, don't bother repairing it. The average dishwasher is expected to last nine years, and you've most likely squeezed as much life out of it as you can.
Jean Chatzky / Journalist
Average
Bother
Nine
Repairing
Dishwasher
Squeezed
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I've taken regular gigs, I've worked in grocery stores, worked as a dishwasher, a porter in different places, all for survival. I don't feel bad about doing it. I wished I could have done better. And still do.
Jimmy Scott / Vocalist
Gigs
Survival
Different Places
Dishwasher
Grocery
Porter
Wished
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I run a tight ship. The kids are responsible for their own chores. Each morning they unload the dishwasher from the night before then collect eggs from our chickens, and I cook those while they get ready for school.
Nadiya Hussain /
Chickens
Chores
Eggs
Night
Ready
School
Before
Run
Cook
Collect
Dishwasher
Each
Each Morning
Ship
Tight
While
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My husband is old-fashioned and kind, he does the greatest Sinatra impression, and I'd never have written anything if he hadn't read all those bedtime stories and unloaded the dishwasher while I slaved over chapters.
Allison Pearson / Author
Bedtime
Chapters
Doe
Husband
Impression
Stories
Dishwasher
Sinatra
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I was dishwasher, then promoted to chef in a local kitchen in a restaurant in Seattle, and I was working on a building site as well, putting in insulation and painting houses, and then doing some classes at a community college nearby.
Alexis Denisof / Actor
Chef
Class
College
Community College
House
Painting
Seattle
Site
Classes
Dishwasher
Houses
Local
Nearby
Promoted
Restaurant
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Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight.
Emma Mclaughlin / Novelist
Discussion
Dog
Finishing
Approximately
Chicken
Dishwasher
Emails
Fridge
Pill
Swallow
Wrap
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Ninety-eight percent of the singing I did was private singing - it was in the shower, at the dishwasher, driving my car, singing with the radio, whatever. I can't do any of that now. I wish I could. I don't miss performing, particularly, but I miss singing.
Linda Ronstadt / Singer
Driving
Performing
Dishwasher
Shower
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I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I don't get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I haven't loaded the dishwasher for her.
Katherine Jenkins / Singer
Home
Forever
Loaded
Mum
People
Supportive
Treatment
Life Home Me
All My Life
Dishwasher
Go Home
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I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.
Rachael Ray / Television Personality
Home
Mom
Garden
Looks
Middle
Shack
Versailles
Bank
Card
Dishwasher
Literally
Wondering
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When you turn from one room to the next, when your animal senses no longer perceive the sounds of the dishwasher, the ticking clock, the smell of a chicken roasting - the kitchen and all its seemingly discrete bits dissolve into nothingness - or into waves of probability.
Robert Lanza / Scientist
Animal
Bits
Clock
Discrete
Kitchen
Next
Nothingness
Perceive
Probability
Senses
Smell
Chicken
Dishwasher
Longer
Room
Seemingly
Sounds
Ticking
Waves
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Work done by other people sounds easy. How hard can it be to take care of a newborn who sleeps 20 hours a day? How hard can it be to keep track of your billable hours? To travel for one night for business? To get a 4-year-old ready for school? To return a few phone calls? To load the dishwasher? To fill out some forms?
Gretchen Rubin / Author
Travel
Hours
Load
Newborn
Phone Calls
Ready
Return
Take Care
Track
Work Business Done
Forms
Calls
Dishwasher
Phone
Fill
Sleeps
Sounds
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I worked as a draftsman for the Department of Environmental Protection, and as a teacher, in N.Y.C.; at a big bank and a small ad agency, a tiny law firm and a few giant ones; as a cashier and a dishwasher; preparing deli sandwiches and stringing tennis racquets and pruning evergreens into conical Christmas-tree shapes.
Chris Pavone / Writer
Environmental
Teacher
Agency
Department
Environmental Protection
Firm
Preparing
Protection
Pruning
Sandwiches
Shapes
Tennis
Tiny
Ad
Bank
Deli
Dishwasher
Giant
Law Firm
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While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave the laundry in the dishwasher, men, like blinkered horses, look straight ahead, oblivious to peripheral vision, where a discarded pile of wet towels might have caught their eye.
Mariella Frostrup / Journalist
Jobs
Caught
Discarded
Done
Eye
Half
Hoover
House
Laundry
Making Decisions
Might
Oblivious
Towels
Vision
Water
Wet
Men Women Done
Decisions
Ahead
Dishwasher
Leave
Forgetting
Horses
Straight
Making
Peripheral
Pile
While
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