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I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Go now and wash yourself first, for the sun will laugh at you if he sees how dirty you are.

When you can use dirty words in every situation with everyone, that's a real big liberation.

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

I only fight clean fighters. I'll fight anybody in the UFC that's clean. Or dirty. Or clean.

The air is dirty because of the electricity monopolists. They have powerful money lobbyists.

"Pop" was a dirty word for a really long time and it feels like that's not the case anymore.

War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.

My plays are always pushing towards cinema anyway. They're down and dirty, real and more fun.

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world.

I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies.

I don't want ta hear that kinda dirty talk comin' from you." "What, fanny? Fanny fanny fanny!

No word is absolutely wrong or dirty or insulting. It all depends upon context and intention.

And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.

The first rule of venture capitalism is hands-on experience. You have to get your hands dirty.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People say I'm a disgrace to the human race. I love overweight women when they sit on my face.

I did a lot of heavy-lifting - construction, demolition, that kind of thing. Dusty, dirty work.

I kind of thought the writers were starting to take Taylor and make her kind of down and dirty.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

Because there were all kinds of hell - some were black and dirty, and some were silvery and high.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Maintaining silence about a dirty truth is another way of lying, a common practice in high places.

I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable.

Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor.

I'm comfortable airing my laundry. I don't think one thing's dirty or clean. It's just what I wear.

A grimy fly can soil the entire wall and a small, dirty little act can ruin the entire proceedings.

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

There is a pretty girl on the face of the magazine and all I see is my dirty hands turning the page.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face.

Fantasies have to remain dirty. Cleanliness, scrupulousness and rationality are poison for eroticism.

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.

Before Fringe I was in Dirty Sexy Money playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite.

If you live in a dirty big city, it means that you surely need a pastoral life to make yourself clean!

When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet.

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

There's a tendency, especially among academics, to see politics as deeply dirty and deeply egotistical.

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets, looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.

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