Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.