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Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
Frank Zappa / Musician
Work
Dental Floss
Insanity
Moving
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Frank Zappa / Musician
Dental Floss
Song
Teeth
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No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
Janette Rallison / Writer
Dental Floss
Nice
Teeth
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We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.
Lisa Lutz / Author
Contradiction
Dental Floss
Mess
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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Rodney Dangerfield / Comedian
Dental Floss
Kitchen
Wife
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Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.
Matt Chandler / Pastor
Ocean
Dental Floss
Trying
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I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
Morgan Freeman / Actor
Dental
Dental Floss
Dental Work
Done
Thinking
Early
Off
Maybe
Parts
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Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.
Redman / Mc
Dental Floss
People
Rap
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YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.
James Patterson / Author
Cells
Dental Floss
Locks
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Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.
Rachel Mcadams / Actress
Dental Floss
Enough
Thinking
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But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.
Lisa Lutz / Author
Dental Floss
Lessons
Taught
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A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.
George Carlin / Comedian
Dental Floss
Heart
Sleep
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When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands of a professional pianist, such a piano can bury the strings and the winds and hold its own against the brass. But Mozart wasn't composing for a nine-foot-long, thousand-pound piano; he was composing for a five-and-a-half-foot-long, hundred-and-fifty-pound piano built from balsa wood and dental floss.
Robert Greenberg / Composer
Dental Floss
Hands
Wind
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....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up.
Lisa Lutz / Author
Dental Floss
Growing Up
Thinking
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