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Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours.
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
Guys are so transparent most of the time. Unless, of course, they're dating you, in which case they are utter mysteries.
I need a life outside of soccer. So I very much welcome, you know, new love interests and dating and friends and family.
Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, it's one thing. I don't have a lot of time to think about dating.
I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Be friends first when you're dating. If it turns into something more, that's awesome, and if not you have another friend.
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
The attraction of dating is that you don't take yes for granted - - you're fully engaged, there's seductiveness, tension.
Trade protectionism has an American lineage dating back to the Founders; that lineage is distinct from white nationalism.
I'm not very good at dating. I'm very decisive. If I like someone, then they're my boyfriend. It's pretty straightforward.
Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that.
There isn't a way to depict the gay community without at least mentioning the existence of online dating apps like Grindr.
If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
I'm single. I'm independent. And I'm dating. I think if you're honest that you're dating, there's nothing wrong with that.
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it's really up to you.
I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.
If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!
There are hundreds of millions of people on dating apps every day, but apparently, no such apps cater solely to sports fans.
I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.
Even though many couples are choosing to marry later in life, our laws haven't been updated to address dating partner abuse.
I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.
I have an urge to communicate. I think I'm a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn't talk too much.
In March 2008, when I was 24 years old, a man I had been dating arranged for an accomplice to throw sulphuric acid in my face.
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company.
My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.
Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.
It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah.
No way will I put my family and my life on the TV or be involved with something like a dating show or any type of reality show.
I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person.
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships.
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally.
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.