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It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather.
I hate dates. It becomes a weird auditioning process. And I've never had normal dating.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?
I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't start dating until I was in my 30s.
There is no such thing as an ideal man. The ideal man is the man you love at the moment.
I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Wedding dress shopping is basically like dating. You pick the one based on how you feel.
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."
It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?
Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling.
I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.
I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.
You never know how great a kiss can feel, when you're stopped at the top of a Ferris wheel.
Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
I did not sleep. I never do when I am over-happy, over-unhappy, or in bed with a strange man.
I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.
As long as they're not still living with their parents, [dating younger men] could be viable.
People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari - like they're trying to land the trophy.
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing
I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.
The day Tarek and I officially started dating, which was October 9, 2006, we moved in together.
So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
I've spoken to over 10,000 guys in my career, so I know what they think when it comes to dating.
Dating is tricky these days. Everyone plays by different dating rules, so don't assume anything.
Conservative forces in the South have a lot of power - almost dynastic - dating back many years.
I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy.