When a girl is single, everyone wants to find out who she is dating.

My parents were very strict with me when it came to boys and dating.

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

I go out to dinner occasionally and that's the sum of my dating life.

I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.

Ideally, we date the folks who are dating for the same reason we are.

When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making.

Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.

How we lie to ourselves when we've fallen in love with the wrong man.

I date older men, and I date younger men. I have no rules about that.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

A month alone would make me so happy. Not good for my dating prospects.

I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me.

Dating is hard in general, especially in places like L.A. and New York.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I dated dozens of young men, had fun with all, made commitments to none.

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.

Every man is to be had one way or another and every woman almost anyway.

I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners

When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist.

Dating co-stars is natural. When you're working with someone, it's habit.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.

When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist.

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

I think you should not limit yourself to dating somebody older or younger.

Dating and getting attention from boys was something that came later to me.

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

Chaos and destruction do tend to take away a person's dating possibilities.

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song.

Whenever I am dating somebody, I want her to take care of me like my mother.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I think we are the first feminist or first attempt at a feminist dating app.

It's the fashion, I tell you: big, tall women going out with tiny, tiny men.

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.

Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

I love having boyfriends. I love dating. I do not want a husband in my house.

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

Dating has never been something I've done. It's never been a part of my life.

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