I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.

To buy dinner transmits that you feel time spent in your date's company has been a pleasure and a privilege.

'Blind Date' was my lifeline. It was 90 minutes when I could forget about everything, forget about the world.

All good music, whatever its date, is ageless - as alive and significant today as it was when it was written.

The custom of clasping hands is thought to date back thousands of years, as proof of not holding any weapons.

My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me.

Stoller is one of my favorite comedic directors - one of my favorite directors that I've worked with to date.

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.

About my love life, I would like to say I am single till I have a ring on the right finger and a wedding date.

V-J Day, or Victory in Japan Day, marks the date of the Japanese surrender that ended fighting in the Pacific.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today.

All prisons that have existed in our society to date put people away as no human being should ever be put away.

I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals.

My wardrobe staple is simple shirt dresses. They never date, and you can put them with a heel or a flat sandal.

Being a widower is not that groovy when you lose someone you really love, and you have to go out and date again.

I'm always suspicious when a guy takes his date on a walk, because it reeks of poverty and an inability to plan.

For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

I would love to not date someone in the same industry as me. Otherwise it becomes what it means to everyone else.

When I'm abroad it's almost like I'm in a transit lounge. I'm only comfortable when I know the date of departure.

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working.

Date a woman with children only if you are ready to man up, because it's a position that comes with responsibility.

It's bad enough on a first date trying not to say something dumb without having three Secret Service guys with you.

Yes, if I wasn't a happily married man with three children, Emma Bunton would definitely be my hot-tub fantasy date.

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date.

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.

If a girl you're on a date with expresses ideals similar to those expressed by social justice bullies, end the date.

The original goal for Papa John's was to make $50 grand a year and have $50 grand in the bank so I could get a date.

I had been in a professional boys' choir, and as a boy soprano, you're aware that your voice has an expiration date.

As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.

Businesses large and small shouldn't have to check the expiration date of a tax provision to see if it's still good.

You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.

I think you make mistakes, especially in your twenties, where you date guys you wouldn't even be friends with - ever.

I personally don't think you should ever date someone you work with, will work with, etc. I won't ever date an actor.

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!

Date syrup is a natural sweetener that has wonderful richness and treacly depth; I drizzle it over semolina porridge.

They keep telling me that my flow's up to date, you know. I guess they thought I was gonna come back sounding... old.

I'll date whoever is attractive, as long as it's a man. But I'll be like Katy Perry from time to time and kiss a girl.

In Afghan culture, you don't date - you marry. Even talking to boys before marriage brings great shame to your family.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I collect rocks from all over the world. I have a ring of stones that date to 3500 B.C. It's like a little Stonehenge.

I am dismayed to realize that much of the advice I used to parcel out to aspiring writers has passed its sell-by date.

If I could play football, I'd play football. But not women's football - real football. Or I'd just date a quarterback.

Any guy I date has to have manners - you know, get the door. And he has to have confidence and be secure in who he is.

Anyone should have the right to say no if they don't want someone to kiss them or touch them or date them or anything.

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.

Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.

The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day.

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