Tom Cruise is dope.

I've never been on a cruise.

I'd love to work with Tom Cruise.

The guy [Tom Cruise] is a machine.

Tom Cruise is absolutely fabulous.

I love sailing but hate cruise ships.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Tom Cruise, he's a lot more famous than me.

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

I can't cruise no more. You cruise, you lose.

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise.

Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.

I don't care what Tom Cruise says about therapy.

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.

Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.

I like to leisurely cruise around town on a longboard.

Living in London is like being on a luxury cruise liner.

I don't need to be Tom Cruise. I just need to work forever.

Tom Cruise is one of the most successful actors of all time.

My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.

I love Tom Cruise. I've been a Tom Cruise fan for a long time.

I dropped out of college and worked on a cruise ship for a time.

I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

I love Tom Cruise. When Penelope Cruz is through with him, I'm next.

Women get possessive and cranky if they try to cruise with the Tooz.

Who isn't a fan of Tom Cruise? He has been in so many amazing movies.

Well, when you've had Tom Cruise play you, anything else is a comedown.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

I was never the best-looking guy; I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy.

I even got invited to a 'Star Trek' sea cruise. That was pretty exciting.

I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat.

Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.

If you're going to fight Tom Cruise, you really don't want to make that man bleed.

Tom Cruise is one of the most wonderful, kind, and generous men that I've ever met.

Tom Cruise is just a machine. He really raises the bar as far as being a stud goes.

Being critical of Tom Cruise is being critical of Scientology itself. You are evil.

The truth is that entrepreneurship is more like a roller coaster ride than a cruise.

I spent a week of my honeymoon on a cruise ship and it was a nightmare. Never again.

I guess Tom Cruise - everything he does, everything he touches, is kind of a success.

I can watch 'Mission: Impossible' all day every day. Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt is so hot.

God I hear you giving me an earfull but I'm gonna cruise in 5th gear until I'm near you.

I would not want to be on a cruise ship. Some ferry crossings I'm not too thrilled about.

We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship.

We live like we are on a pleasure cruise, when we are really on a rescue mission from God.

When you do a Tom Cruise movie, you don't do a Tom Cruise movie and ask a lot of questions.

I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis.

You can find tranquility, you can find party, you can find new friends. I'm a cruise convert.

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