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One of the crazy things about our job is that we get taught these insane skills that we could never use in real life.
One of the billions of things I love about Beyonce: The harder she tries to come on crazy, the less crazy she sounds.
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.
To wish for the crazy times one last time and freeze it in the memory of a camera is the least a great artist can do.
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
Where did we ever get the crazy idea that in order to make children do better, first we have to make them feel worse?
I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he's also really good.
When the ship docks, I'm getting off with you. This is crazy. I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I trust it.
If it's crazy to call for putting police and armed security in our school to protect our children, then call me crazy.
She looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that's partly why they love me, and partly why they leave
I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.
I'd harbored hopes that the intelligence that once inhabited novels or films would ingest rock. I was, perhaps, wrong.
I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.
That was my concept from the beginning - a crazy caper that's a parable for what happens in the absence of regulation.
Were all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists havent been caught yet.
She's my baby girl, Quinn. I want love for her. Real love. The kind that makes a man crazy inside. -Gibraltar to Quinn
I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
Beyond a certain point, that was all a mother could do for her children - Hang around long enough to drive them crazy.
We, as writers, have to figure out a way to create a consciousness in language. It's crazy even to attempt to do that.
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
Man is the only animal that contemplates death, and also the only animal that shows any sign of doubt of its finality.
I did have a knack for playing weirdos. There's still sort of this perception of me out there as being this crazy guy.
I'm writing constantly about all my crazy experiences across the world, so I have a lot of music I've already written.
Music drives me insane, the incessant presence of music in my life. It informs how I see the world; it drives me crazy
The late 90s were crazy science-fictional if you were inside the superheated steam bubble of the dot-com 1.0 industry.
The schedule is really crazy and the fans are sometimes kind of crazy, but other than that it's been - it's been cool.
Looking at the Moonies from the normal, common-sense point of view, we certainly appear to be a bunch of crazy people!
I'm getting old! My back hurts, I got asthma, I just been listening to Amy Winehouse, trying not to cry. Life's crazy.
"Well, I'm supposed to be crazy, right?" [...] "And there isn't much I wouldn't do for you. The stupider, the better."
I have really bad luck with my thumbs. It plagues me, actually. It drives me crazy! Both of them are very oddly shaped.
The greatest player in the world. He's got a fantastic vision of the game, and what he can do technically - it's crazy.
Here is the thing, you can make a dope movie and it may never see the light of day. I am crazy proud of my first movie.
I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me.
I am terrible at video games and I am really competitive. And if I am not the best at something, I go absolutely crazy!
It was sad when Sid Vicious died... I was freaked out when Phil Lynott died from Thin Lizzy. I cried. It was too crazy.
Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.
I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy.
I do find it odd people choose to do stuff that makes them look like crazy Hollywood faces, but I've got zero judgment.
You can't please everybody. You['d] be crazy if you're trying to. So take some time out to do some things for yourself.
I think it's pretty crazy to say you've been typecast at the age of 20 before you've even really started getting going.
We're crazy, We're living on crazy ideas about love, about relationships, about happiness, about joy, about everything.
Just saw the phony ad by [Ted] Cruz. Totally false. More dirty tricks. He got caught in so many lies. Is this man crazy?
Dont talk to the crazy kids. I longed to shout back that we weren't crazy. I'd mistaken her kid for a ghost, that's all.
Everyone's crazy anyway. And those who think they aren't, are the ones who are even crazier - because they're in denial.
Believe me, nothing is more beautiful than to carry out crazy ideas. I'd like my whole life to be one single crazy idea.
Maybe my work looks a little crazy, a little insane, but I don't really see myself as a crazy artist or a shaman artist.