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I'm up at the crack of dawn.
I'm not going to crack America.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Slot machines are like crack for old people.
I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.
I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
You only learn if you're given a crack at things.
Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.
Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don't do it.
I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
To try to crack into Hollywood, it's a dream come true.
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.
Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst.
I would love to take a crack at 'Long Day's Journey Into Night.'
I crack myself up. Even I don't know what I'm going to say next.
That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up.
As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.
I'm a shockingly bad sleeper. In bed very late. Awake at the crack of dawn.
Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up.
Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.
I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
We make movies that crack us up and hope that they crack up other people, too.
If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack.
I'm not so vocal. I try to get loud, but my voice will just crack or something.
I would be absolutely honored if I made Jon Hamm crack, because he is uncrackable.
It's not that easy to find someone I can relate too. I'm tough to crack because I'm shy.
A mimicry artiste should be spontaneous and he should be able to crack jokes on the spot.
My only ambition was to get to 50, and not regret not having had a crack at being a comic.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Motivational talks are something I have been asked to do and i fancy taking a crack at it.
There's always someone waiting to take your job so you've got to crack on and do your best.
I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.
I'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting. But I don't think I could shoot a person.
When you use the whip, it makes the loudest crack. It's a very, very difficult weapon to use.
I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn't be made. It's not funny to crack such jokes.
If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh.
They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
I take pride in the fact that I was the first Hispanic artist to really crack the English market.
I'm going to give international cricket one more crack. The Pakistan job seems like a perfect fit.
I've committed myself to perfecting the art of the straight man. I try really hard not to crack up.
I want to make movies and pieces of television and pieces of art that crack everyone's assumptions.
I did get a huge endorphin rush when I was able to crack a system because it was like a video game.