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They're putting cement dust into cattle feed to make the cows heavier; the FDA knows all about it.
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.
Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
The tendency for politicians to claim credit for favorable news is as natural as flatulence in cows.
Poverty palls the most generous spirits; it cows industry, and casts resolution itself into despair.
Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.
In my studio I'm as happy as a cow in her stall. That's the only place where everything is all right.
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.
When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.
If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.
Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.
Despotic governments can stand 'moral force' till the cows come home; what they fear is physical force.
I was the kind of child who worked hard every day with the cows and sheep - I was a very aggressive boy.
All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?
There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but there is, and this is not it.
But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
The key to success is to find a way to stand out--to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins.
I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
. . . dogma is less useful than cow dung. One can make whatever one likes out of it, even revisionism. . . .
Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.
There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
The best part is coming." "What's the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?" "No. That's the finale.
It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.
My earliest memory was going to my grandma's house, milking the cows, and collecting the eggs from the chickens.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
I do hold very strongly that tea is better in England. There's something in the milk. They must have special cows.
If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
Kanye is a student of art. He's an art-school-dropout type of kid that will talk about art till the cows come home.
Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb too.
Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness.
Of course I have dreamed about that - and about showing off the Champions League trophy to the cows back in Liencres.
She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
The cows shorten the grass, and the chickens eat the fly larvae and sanitize the pastures. This is a symbiotic relation.
Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows.
Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.
A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same.
I grew up in a town of 5,000, surrounded by cows and oil fields, but there was a lot of opportunity in my tiny little town.
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
We know that someone who has channeled his anger into something constructive has not had a cow. How do we know these things?
You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.
Every species, human and subhuman, has some distinguishing mark, so that you can tell a man from a beast, or a dog from a cow.
When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick)
I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.
What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi)