When I'm home, I cook. I love cooking for people.

As if a cookbook had anything to do with writing.

I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

I started cooking out of middle school depression.

A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

The way you make an omelet reveals your character.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens

I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

People are cooking less but obsessing about it more.

Cooking fills the stomach, and music fills the mind.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family.

The champagne was flowing like the Potomac in flood.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

For me cooking is a pleasure, it's a relaxing thing.

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.

I like cooking, but I like other people cooking more.

Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal.

The man you love cooking for you is good for you too.

I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

I've always had fond memories of cooking Thanksgiving.

Cooks must feed their egos as well as their customers.

What cook can match herself against hunger and memory?

I love cooking - I make dinner pretty much every night.

Cooking for six people every day is like having a cafe.

Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen.

Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.

I do probably 80 or 90 per cent of the cooking at home.

Usually, one's cooking is better than one thinks it is.

When a play is really cooking, there's nothing like it.

Cooking and baking is both physical and mental therapy.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Keen appetite And quick digestion wait on you and yours.

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

Almost every person has something secret he likes to eat.

Salt is white and pure - there is something holy in salt.

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