Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.

Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.

Plain sugar cookies, no matter how well they are made, are a bit boring to me.

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.

I indulge in Jell-O, pastries and my husband's home-baked chocolate-chip cookies.

All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.

There were a lot of teen stars that were very cookie-cutter... I'm just being me.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American.

The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake.

We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan.

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.

I log on and there are so many cookies embedded in my computer - it's like they know what I need before I do.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

If you know cookies are your weakness, don't even bring them in the house because, like me, you will eat them.

I have to stop eating so much grilled cheese and chocolate chip cookies and start really working on everything!

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