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You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.
I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.
Throw the computer away and don't look on the internet. That's the best thing to do.
I'm not very technically minded. I mean, I don't know how to do e-mail on computers.
My whole life has been instinctual for me. I wouldn't do well in the computer world.
The appropriate length of a name is inversely proportional to the size of its scope.
The drugs of the future will be computers. The computers of the future will be drugs.
I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.
Bill Gates did predict that computers for people made sense because he wrote a basic.
In terms of the brain, you can in a crude way think of the human brain as a computer.
I don't need to waste my time with a computer just because I am a computer scientist.
My favorite travel pastime is writing music, either with my guitar or on my computer.
There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.
The first law of computer science: Every problem is solved by yet another indirection.
The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free.
Nobody wants another computer hacker movie, unless it's something amazingly different.
In the computer field, the moment of truth is a running program; all else is prophecy.
I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.
Go into the auto mechanic, youve got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.
People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.
I don't understand computers. I don't even understand people who understand computers.
We are living in an era of anxiety produced by computer and communications technology.
OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.
Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.
IBM was the original contractor for much of the computer interface design on the film.
Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.
I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world.
An initial underscore already conveys strong feelings of magicalness to a C programmer.
Investment success cannot be captured in a mathematical equation or a computer program.
The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash.
I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter.
I loathe computers more and more, so I have one I can shut down and shelve like a book.
College just didn't even have computers for an under-curriculum when I started college.
During the downtime on tour, I simply walk from room to room, staring into my computer.
Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.
Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.
Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
In the end, I hope there's a little note somewhere that says I designed a good computer.
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
Programming is the art of telling another human being what one wants the computer to do.
Computer science really involves the same mindset, particularly artificial intelligence.
I despise computers in many ways. I think they’re hopelessly underevolved and overrated.
There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.
Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news.