Do everything by hand, even when using the computer.

Within 10 years computers won't even keep us as pets.

Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer.

This proves Indians do nothing else but surf the Web.

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.

I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer.

If India is computer, Congress is its default program.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

A mouse can be just as dangerous as a bullet or a bomb.

The computer would do anything you programmed it to do.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.

Power corrupts, and obsolete power corrupts obsoletely.

OK, so the computer has understood, but what about me ?

Today, computers are almost second nature to most of us.

After all, just one virus on a computer is one too many.

Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National.

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.

BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.

Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul.

Thinking of the universe as a computer is controversial.

Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.

Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

The computer is simply an instrument whose music is ideas.

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

Computers show up everywhere except the growth statistics.

Trees sprout up just about everywhere in computer science.

95% on content and the computer language remains the same.

The computers are in control. We just live in their world.

More time is wasted in front of computers than on highways.

Work on a computer that is disconnected from the ­internet.

Any excuse to get away from the computer screen is welcome.

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.

[I]nside every computer, there is a hidden man being bored.

PCMCIA - People can't memorize computer industries acronyms

We need to build computers for the masses, not the classes.

What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

Computer science is the operating system for all innovation.

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