I am a plodder, I make an appointment with my computer everyday and I have no idea where I am going.

It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

I'm not really a computer guy. It's like recess. I'd rather be outside getting dirty in the sandbox.

Intelligence cannot be present without understanding. No computer has any awareness of what it does.

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Whether it's a computer or a pen drawing, design is about drawing shapes and making physical things.

I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them.

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.

Computer photography won't be photography as we know it. I think photography will always be chemical.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

If you give someone Fortran, he has Fortran. If you give someone Lisp, he has any language he pleases

I am such a gearhead. In my recording studio, I personally engineer and edit everything on computers.

As a person with terrible handwriting, I love the computer. I've waited all my life for the computer.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

It's kind of astonishing that people trust strangers because of words they write on computer screens.

With thought comprising a non-computational element, computers can never do what we human beings can.

Your computer needn't be the first thing your see in the morning and the last thing you see at night.

That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day.

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer.

No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.

It doesn't make me very happy to be on my computer all the time. I've never been drawn to that world.

In my second year in graduate school, I took a computer course and that was like lightening striking.

If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as "lines produced" but as "lines spent."

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.

The smartphones and the computer separates everybody, makes you think that you don't need nobody else.

Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

Computers can do better than ever what needn't be done at all. Making sense is still a human monopoly.

You know, IBM was almost knocked out of the box by other types of computer software and manufacturing.

It just didn't occur to me, sitting at my computer, that I would end up travelling all over the world.

Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.

I don't use the computer. I do sketches, very quickly, often more than 100 on the same formal research.

Guess what - I am one of the ONLY senators in the whole United States Senate that is computer literate!

I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

We have never lived in a time with the opportunity to put a computer in the pocket of 5 billion people.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Computers don't seem real to me because there's a sheet of glass between you and whatever is happening.

I like to think of it as this new field. Instead of computer science, it's going to be virtual science.

The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth.

I started to explore computers on my own and first used one at the age of 6, when I was in first grade.

Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.

Doing a movie about computers between 1978 and 1982? You cant get much less sexy, less active than that.

Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.

I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager.

All these gadgets, the phone and the computer, they expose the inside of your brain in a way that's bad.

I've always been slightly embittered about computers because it was the only subject I failed at school.

Theres my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

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