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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.
I like to watch comedies; the most dramatic that I used to get was 'Forrest Gump.'
I've always been partial to comedy. I love the idea of working on a comedic scene.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.
FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there.
I was crazy about silent comedy - in the old days, and crazy about Japanese movies.
The two worst enemies of comedy are lack of sleep and not having had a decent meal.
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
I cant imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly.
Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.
One does not contradict the other.Straight-faced is the basis of all decent comedy.
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
Tragedy without comedy is melodrama, and comedy without a higher purpose is vacant.
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.
I've been in very few flat-out comedies. But I feel like I've always made comedies.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.
I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.
I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies.
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.
Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her.
My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
I live for comedy. I've been doing it for such a long time. Comedy is hard in itself.
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity.
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
I haven't really done a lot of comedies. I don't know why, because I really like them
As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.
I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.
My early days in Broadway were all comedies. I never did a straight play on Broadway.
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show.
I think I have a natural, if I can say that, got a kind of natural ability in comedy.
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.
Even in college I tended to get cast in the comedies more. It was what I liked doing.
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.