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I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.'
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
Jack is really the new breed, a wild-man comedian. America's funnyman.
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.
Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
I started performing as a stand-up comedian on my own in the mid-1990s.
I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs.
My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.
As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there.
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.
Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
In my heart, I believe I'm a top flight comedian and a top flight rapper.
I left home to become a singer and didn't realise when I turned comedian.
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
I wanted to be a comedian long before I wanted to be a musician, for sure.
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.
I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.
The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.
I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.
When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
I don't really consider myself an actor, and I don't know if I'm a comedian.
I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
Every comedian wants to play the London Comedy Store, and I was no exception.
The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.