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Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
I'm not a comedian who wants to spend far too long on stage.
I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.
I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.
Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything.
I'm a physical comedian first - and I'm a woman before that.
I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.
I started as a stand-up comedian at charity shows in Mumbai.
I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.
I take my music very serious. I don't call myself a comedian.
People tend to feel that if you're a comedian, you can't act.
I've never considered myself a comedian. I'm a comedic actor.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.
It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.
I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
Basically I wanted to be a male comedian; those were my idols.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.
I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.
Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
I have to make good things so good comedians want to talk to me.
To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.
People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.
The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian.
If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.
It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian.
I never planned to be a comedian. I don't consider myself one now.
When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.
I'm a physical comedian, and I don't get to show it off very often.
I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.
Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.
My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.
As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
I love it when artists talk about process! I love the movie Comedian.
I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible.