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Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
I'm not a stand-up comedian; I'm not a satirist.
I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.
I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.
Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.
I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.
Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
A lot of being a comedian is about observing people.
To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
I worked as a comedian for 23 years, 51 weeks a year.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.
There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.
I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian.
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.
There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.
As a comedian, you have everything working against you.
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
I feel like I've always thought of myself as a comedian.
I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.
I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.
A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.
Ive been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.
I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.