Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a ...

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

I love college life.

I never went to college.

I was a psycho in college.

He's as quick as a hiccup.

Here's a twenty, bury two.

Remote and ineffectual don.

I live to harass white folks.

I don't have a college degree.

I really want to go to college.

It's okay to be lost in college.

I was not an athlete in college.

Dance with the one who brung ya.

I graduated from college in 1980.

A college joke to cure the dumps.

College costs are out of control.

No, but you can see it from here.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

I went to college for four years.

In college you learn about college

Whoa! I better lay off the peyote!

I was an English major in college!

I've had tendinitis since college.

I loved college, I loved Princeton.

To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Rehab is like college for your head.

I broke with my religion in college.

I was a drama major through college.

We're as average as everyday's wash.

I wish I could have skipped college.

Not all knowledge comes from college.

I have no urge to go back to college.

I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

I threw a lot of fastballs in college.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.

There is no college for the conscience.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

College is fun as long as you don't die.

I studied cooking in Spain after college.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

Part of me regrets not finishing college.

I was first in my family to go to college.

I was very studious and square in college.

When I got to college I finally got a job.

Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies.

I went to my first college to play soccer.

Openness isn't the end. It's the beginning.

'Dawson's Creek' was my college experience.

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