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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
I was the class clown, but I was also student body president in high school.
I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain.
The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.
Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown.
The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow.
I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask.
My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.
I'm fascinated by the whole clown phobia thing because I personally don't have it.
I'm the smart aleck. The class clown. I'm the guy who does the song nobody expects.
I was a class clown. I realized early on feeling very comfortable in front of people.
I've always been a performer. I love doing impressions of people and being the clown.
Even if I told my mom I wanted to be a clown or live in the forest, she would be down.
I'm a clown. I'm a comedian. Comedy, by design, is a place to explore the subconscious.
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.
I thought I wanted to be a clown, because what would be better than making people laugh?
I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.
I used to be called a post-modern clown. But now, post-modernism is a quaint notion, too.
I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.
If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.
I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people.
Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. We stopped doing that.
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I used to hate that my lips are gigantic, and now I have huge red clown lips, and I love it.
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.
I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Kings kill; clowns don't; therefore the clowns of the kings are more valuable than the kings!
I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.
My mom used to play a lot of super character-y parts... so I was sort of raised to be a clown.
Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.
I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.
There was a time I was willing to be a clown for people who I felt were the perfect person for me.
I have really big features, so a little makeup goes a long way. I would hate to look like a clown.
I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor.
In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.
If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?
A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character.
Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown.
In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.
Without strenuous preplanning, road food is almost always bad food, sad food, chain food, clown food.
I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.
I was the class clown in school, and I was also a child actor - not on television, but in the theatre.
I'm not the most open player; I'm not the biggest clown. I just like going into the dressing room easy.