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As a small kid, I had this huge desire to be thought of as really clever.
The most dangerous people are always clever, compelling, and charismatic.
I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people.
A clever mind is not a heart. Knowledge doesn't really care, wisdom does.
If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture.
We study history not to be clever in another time, but to be wise always.
You put anyone in the outfit, and they look like Gandalf. Not that clever.
There are but very few men clever enough to know all the mischief they do.
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
True success does not always come in forms that are visible or measurable.
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
Deprived of the company of fools, a great wit does not seem half so clever.
The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.
The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Just because the tide is out, doesn't mean there is less water in the ocean.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don’t think of until too late.
I'm a really huge John Prine fan; I love his clever conversationalist songs.
Throughout history, people have enjoyed playing both silly and clever games.
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Only the clever men can be flexible; others are condemned to remain as rigid!
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
A fool tries to look different: a clever man looks the same and is different.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Simplicity is the key for me. I can't write clever songs; I just can't do it.
Is it not, then, better to be ridiculous and friendly than clever and hostile?
Louis CK is so brilliant and smart and clever and funny and also very bizarre.
My grandfather taught me that it is harder to be kind than it is to be clever.
The interior of a teenager’s mind is an endless war between Stupid and Clever.
I'm accused of cleverness as if it were a sin. She is merely clever, they say.
It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to.
To have time for what is valuable, you have to stop giving time to what isn't.
By the time the clever reaches the clouds, the genius is already on the stars.
I'm very clever at hiding poems perhaps more clever than I am at writing them.
One should not worry about the future, particularly if it hasn't happened yet.
They hit you at school, they hate you if your clever, and they despise a fool.
A book is like a man - clever and dull, brave and cowardly, beautiful and ugly.
To be a flamboyant failure, that's better than being any kind of benign success
Rock n' roll is dirty, and it's bad, and it's either clever or it's not clever.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.