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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
Poets are always taking the weather so personally.
Never try to have the last word. You might get it.
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
You want to make an impression. Being clever helps.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Girls are much too clever to fall out of their prams
All the money in the world is spent on feeling good.
beware the clever man that makes the wrong look right
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.
People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.
Creativity is not the clever rearranging of the known.
I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
I love Simone Rocha. I just think she's really clever.
The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.
Stupid man produces noise; clever man produces silence!
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I don't like names that are clever or made-up sounding.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease.
I think being nice is more important than being clever.
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make.
When clever people ask me where I get a poem, I despair.
In dark days, your best shelter is your clever thoughts!
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Clever people are always the best conversations lexicon.
Going to Oxford didn't necessarily make a person clever.
How DARE the villainous cads be as clever as the heroes.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I learned from both my parents that you had to be clever.
We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.
They tried to be too clever---and that was their undoing.
'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
Academics get paid for being clever, not for being right.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
I like my villains clever, deep, and driven by pure evil.
This is very clever. They have created a system to cheat.