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If you can't send money, send tobacco.
I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully
No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.
He strains his conversation through a cigar.
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.
What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar
A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.
If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.
Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.
The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.
Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story
Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.
I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.
I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.
We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
Why should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa?
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.
I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.
I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing to deter it.
I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.