Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.

I love singing Christmas carols. I know every harmony to every music-hall Christmas song.

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.

I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas.

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.

They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.

Making your Christmas cake in September is perfect, as too fresh a cake crumbles when cut.

I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance.

I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine.

I got a .30-30 for Christmas in the seventh grade. It wasn't what I asked for, by the way.

In 1988, Christmas, that was my last performance because I moved to Hawaii to raise my son.

I don't know if anybody's ever ready for another award season. It's kind of like Christmas.

In France, Christmas is a family holiday. You stay home. New Year's Eve is when you go out.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth!

You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any other social action.

We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.

A Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

Contemplating Christmas when you are isolated and far from home brings its own unique pain.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

'Use Somebody' I posted - it was the end of 2009, around Christmas. That was my first video.

I work out for a few hours extra, but I can't give cakes and chocolates a miss on Christmas.

I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.

Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.

I think Father Christmas is real because the belief is real. The belief becomes the reality.

I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

As much as I liked the build-up to Christmas, the week after always socked me with the blues.

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas.

I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.

To me, every hour of the light and dark is a miracle. Every cubic inch of space is a miracle.

'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way.

A typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas.

'A Christmas Story' has become such a special part of the holiday season for so many families.

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

My mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward.

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.

Nothing taken for granted; everything received with gratitude; everything passed on with grace.

Spanish Explorers celebrated Christmas in 1539 in the area we now know as the State of Florida.

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

I don't go back home to Sardinia as much as I would like, just for Christmas and family events.

Opened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence.

For the Christ-child who comes is the Master of all; No palace too great, no cottage too small.

Those worship songs on the Christmas project will air on PBS television. That's highly unusual.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Belief is invisible, so there is enough space for everyone's. Except in the shops at Christmas.

As a very young man growing up in Texas, usually I got a shotgun or cowboy boots for Christmas.

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