We only open a couple of presents on Christmas morning; we're all about the stockings - we even get them for the dogs!

I had a year-round Christmas tree with nothing but colored vinyl 45s hanging on it, like, old Elvis records and stuff.

Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone.

Felixstowe, the United Kingdom's largest port, stops work only for Christmas Day and for crane-toppling Force 9 gales.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!

I'm literally obsessed with Christmas, and it's been my dream ever since I was a little girl to make a Christmas album.

One thing I've always loved and rated me dad for is that, because of him, I've never seen the Queen's Christmas speech.

Christmas is the biggest holiday in numbers - in terms of gross amounts - because you have one and a half to two months.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

And the more you spend in blessing The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing Returns to you glad.

I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas - but I did too!

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.

I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have #‎ Christmas every day!

Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards. . . . It's a magpie Christmas market.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check.

At Christmas, 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know it's coming.

My father used to always give me a basketball, a skate board, and a bike every Christmas. That's all I wanted every year.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I really like the European carols, and I like that captivating sound that they have that isn't usually in Christmas songs.

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.

At Christmas time, I spent an extortionate amount of money on Buzz Lightyear toys, baby clothes, Disney cars and the like.

Opening presents at midnight on Christmas Eve - midnight! As soon as it turns to Christmas Day, we're opening those gifts.

My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, and that was mostly it.

It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more. Any actor will tell you, it's like Christmas.

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

We three kings of Orient are. Bearing gifts we traverse afar. Field and fountain, moor and mountain. Following yonder star.

Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.

I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale.

Christmas celebrations are often full of sound. It would be good for us to make room for silence, to hear the voice of Love.

Then God spoke to me and said: People say only good things about Christmas. If they want to say something bad, they whisper.

What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my business.

I manage a toast to the Christmas tree and one to the sweet absurdity in the miracle of the verb to be. Lucky you, lucky me.

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

On Christmas morning breakfast is always thick slices of ham, thick white toast, butter and pepper - oh and a glass of fizz!

When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.

I've also just finished filming the role of Robert Brown in 'Just William,' which is due to transmit on BBC One at Christmas.

Therefore with idle hands and head I sit In late December before the fire's daze Punished by crimes of which I would be quit.

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'

I had written a book that dealt with really serious issues. Was anybody going to want to read a Christmas love story from me?

I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.

My younger brother will remember that he received a transistor radio for Christmas. I took it apart and it never worked again.

The holly green, the ivy green The prettiest picture you've ever seen Is Christmas in Killarney With all of the folks at home.

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