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It's amazing how much actual chicken sounds lend themselves to stupidity.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.
My partner loves gardening and beekeeping and chickens and all that stuff.
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.
One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids.
Chickens scare me. I don't like them. They seem a little floppy or something.
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken
I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad.
Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.
Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.
If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.
Chickens can do many things, but they cannot make sophisticated deals with humans.
Ive had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six.
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.
A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall.
Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.
The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
When it comes to betting on yourself... you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate.
Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.
And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket
Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg.
Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.
It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).
My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother.
I was born in the Chinese year of the rooster, so maybe that explains my affinity with chickens.
My mom used to call us 'free range kids,' like free range chickens... We roamed the countryside.
Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)
The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.
I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.