Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival Mozart.

Opening doors for us, helping us with our jackets and chairs - we love all that.

Draw your chair up close to the edge of the precipice and I’ll tell you a story.

A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles.

A guy who makes a new chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever built a chair.

Why bother choosing a certain chair? Because that chair says something about you.

Tell me what chair you've designed and I'll tell you what sort of architect you are.

I wanted to clear up the slum of legs… I wanted to make the chair all one thing again.

I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

Why should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa?

If a chair or a building is not functional, if it appears to be only art, it is ridiculous.

Trees are essentially growing chairs. There are lots of primates that sit and sleep in them.

If Plutarch is the essayist I want to believe he is, he would want us all to sit in his chair.

Only reality interests me now and I know I could spend the rest of my life in copying a chair.

A chair is not just a product of decorative art in a space, it is a form and a space in itself

In 1959 the University recognized our work by appointing me to a new Chair of Radio Astronomy.

When you sit right down in the middle of yourself you're gonna wanna have a comfortable chair.

When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it's not often.

I am one who leaves the table like a man, without putting back the chair or picking up the plate

As well expect Nature to answer your human values as to come into your house and sit in a chair.

Legislation won't necessarily start a riot. But the right song can make someone pick up a chair.

Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.

On one occasion I had to sleep on a stretcher balanced on two kitchen chairs. It wasn't glamorous.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

When I was in school, I was too short to erase the blackboard. It was my job to put away the chairs.

I want people to love to sit in my chairs. You gotta want the people to buy it because they love it.

We need choices of government, just like we have choices of tables or chairs or cell phones or coffee.

One reason I left local news was that I was tired of the constant musical chairs among news directors.

I worked odd jobs delivering pizza, folding chairs, telemarketing, selling kitchen cutlery door to door.

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

A chair must be really important as an object, because my mother always told me to offer my chair to a lady

Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

My chair was nearest to the fire In every company That talked of love or politics, Ere Time transfigured me.

I sat down on the edge of a deep soft chair and looked at Mrs Regan. She was worth a stare. She was trouble.

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.

Common sense says that chairs and tables exist independently of whether anyone happens to perceive them or not.

I don't like to see people on trolleys in hospitals; I don't like to see old people sitting in chairs for hours.

The game of political music chairs and finger-pointing by career politicians and agency bureaucrats needs to end.

I have students who are now in chairs in five continents. They invite me to their inaugurals. A tremendous reward.

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

I don't sort of sit in a chair and pompously feel proud of myself about all the things we might have accomplished.

When me and Sheila got married, all we had was an oval table, four chairs, a bed, and a painting by Matthew Smith.

When you have a bunch of comfortable upholstered pieces, a single bronze or brass chair really turns the energy up.

I enjoy the process of writing. The torment comes in getting my bottom on the chair and in front of the typewriter.

I collect chairs and lights, which obviously means I want to sit in the light - not surprising for an actor I suppose.

Easiest job you could ever have... whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create reasonable doubt.

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