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Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.
Millions of cats are in shelters across the country waiting for a loving parent or family to bring them home.
What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.
If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people.
Everyone says I should leave it. But of all the cats I have saved, the one I remember is the one I can't catch.
I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem.
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.
I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.
My first guitar was a Gretsch 6120, and I just loved listening to artists like Elvis, Chuck Berry and Stray Cats.
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.
When I was younger, in my living room, I used to put 'Cats' the stage musical video on and I used to copy Victoria.
I truly believe in Claritin. I'm actually allergic to cats, and whenever my eyes get watery, I just pop a Claritin.
I do quite like that Andrew Lloyd Webber song from 'Cats.' What's it called? 'Memory?' Sends shivers up your spine.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one.
In my heart, I know that Jesus would never condone the suffering that results when dogs and cats are allowed to breed.
You know, having raised animals all my life for 50-something years, I would say that you know, I'm fascinated by cats.
Howard and I have found that our Bulldog Bianca, and adopted cats Walter, Apple and Leon Bear, enrich our lives so much.
When the audition for 'Cats' came up, even though I'd been making pop records, it felt like something I was attracted to.
I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.
Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so.
Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one day.
If someone was out all day, we wouldn't give them just one cat, because they would be lonely - we would give them two cats.
The majority of cats are very gregarious - they love each other so much; they enjoy living together and grooming each other.
Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.
Often when I'm talking about something, we could be talking about cats, and then I'll get adverts on my phone about cat food.
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.
Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
Everyone has material about cats, and everyone has material about family and what they think about their government or childhood.
Cats, unlike dogs, are independent creatures. They do not need walking and are content to be alone all day, providing they are fed.
'The Phantom of the Opera' is the biggest thing I've ever done, bigger even than 'Cats' which, in itself, I never thought we'd top.
My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but they make me laugh.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really just checking your vitals for weak spots.
I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way.
I love all animals. I just happen to prefer cats. They're really chill, and they're loving yet not loving. I relate to them, in a way.
Some people are like cats - if they're dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about stories like that.
I have my sweetheart Yorkshire terrier, Tabasco, along with two cats, Romeo and Jasmine. Yes, I am both a Shakespeare and Disney addict.
Cats can't understand English, so you tell a cat, 'Come on. Jump on the bed,' and he just looks at you like, 'What are you talking about?'
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
I don't think I'd like to be a different person. But I do sometimes see my cats lolling about and think it would be nice to be one of them.
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.
Growing up, when I'd throw out the trash, I'd toss it and dart because all the cats would come running. That's why I still don't like cats.
My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.