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Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone.
Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
In a fire, between a Rembrandt and a cat, I would save the cat.
The movie 'Black Cat,' from 1934, is one of my favorite movies.
What female heart can gold despise? What cat 's averse to fish?
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs
...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
Bismarck was a large persian cat owned by Florence Nightingale.
The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing.
When a woman has five cats, she doesn't have to be 'made crazy'
Female cats are very Lascivious, and make advances to the male.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,And therefore let 's be merry.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.
A man has one, a cat has nine, and in between it's killing time.
A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.
I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.
As soon as they're out of your sight, you are out of their mind.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
I am a dog person and not a cat person, definitely a dog person.
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats.
A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.
Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat
how can you love a little cat so much in such a short short time?
In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.
The more you rub a cat on the rump, the higher she sets her tail.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.
One of the quickest ways to a cat's brain is through its stomach.
Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.
Some people who like dogs don't like cats, but I'm not like that.
I wish to be a cat. I like to imagine I was a cat in a past life.
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
If I had Instagram, it would be pictures of my son, who is a cat.
I don't kick dressing room doors, or the cat - or even journalists
Cats at firesides live luxuriously and are the picture of comfort.
My epitaph? My epitaph will be, 'Curiosity did not kill this cat'.
Like cats' eyes gleaming in the gloom, the precious diamonds rest.
A pharaoh's profile, a Krishna's grace, tail like a question mark.
I'm always looking for the comfiest place to lie down, like a cat.