Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

The life of the city cat is short but so sophisticated.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household.

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.

Nothing's more determined than a cat on a hot tin roof.

You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat.

It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.

Night will always remain a cat's magical, fanciful time.

If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.

If I could read any person's mind, it would be my cat's.

When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.

My name is Echo. I dream of cats with stars in their fur.

Curiosity doesn't kill the cat; it kills the competition.

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.

I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!

Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

A cat is never a presentation, but an innocent happening.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

When the poet died his cat was put to death and mummified.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Cats yawn because they realize that there's nothing to do.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

Arguing with reality it like trying to teach a cat to bark.

We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot!

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.

Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private.

Why should not a poet's cat be winged as well as his horse?

She was my first cat ever, and I thought she was marvelous.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.

Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life.

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