If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.

You know, having raised animals all my life for 50-something years, I would say that you know, I'm fascinated by cats.

Some say that cats are devils, but they behave badly only when they are alone. When they are among us cats are angels.

A fragrance is like a cat burglar in your brain, it has the key with which to pick the lock and unleash your memories.

One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).]

And what strange voices they have! Sometimes like the complaining of small children; sometimes like the noise of lambs.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

A stunning meditation on the power of escape, and on the cat-and-mouse contest the self plays to deflect its own guilt.

Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses.

Among women, guilt spreads with the rampant fury of bubonic plague. ... I used to feel guilty if the cat had matted fur.

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat.

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.

I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home and knit.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home.

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance.

Photography is a lot like telling a large predatory cat what to do-while an audience of people you can't see watches you.

Everything a cat is and does physically is to me beautiful, lovely, stimulating, soothing, attractive and an enchantment.

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.

Some people have written that my writing has helped them go on. It has helped me too. The writing, the roses, the 9 cats.

King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say.

Each of us carries a sleeping tiger inside, and we can’t predict when that cat will wake, stretch, and sharpen its claws.

My dad was a huge Bob Dylan fan, so we listened to his music, Cat Stevens, Simon & Garfunkel, and all that kind of stuff.

A good recipe for a human reducing breakfast is a lot of good things to eat, and three spaniels and two cats to eat with.

Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people's legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.

Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

When the audition for 'Cats' came up, even though I'd been making pop records, it felt like something I was attracted to.

There is nothing lonelier than a cat who has been loved, at least for a while, and then abandoned on the side of the road.

Honestly I don't know why i have these parties" "Because of your cat" "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.

All agreed that Quickset was the cleverest cat in the world. And, since Quickset had the same opinion, it was surely true.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.

Trust me. A storm is brewing inside this cool cat now. She'll gradually break down and you'll see what's behind the clouds.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

If someone was out all day, we wouldn't give them just one cat, because they would be lonely - we would give them two cats.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

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