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I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world.
He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.
We've had several cats. I had a cat when I was a kid. My Aunt had lots of cats and I got lots of calls about cats.
There are only two people in 'Eat' - myself and my favorite cat, Pachiki - and for 40 minutes, I eat one mushroom.
Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat
Agnostics talk cheerfully of man's search for God but they might as well talk about the mouse's search for the cat.
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.
The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must.
Beware in the presence of cats: they never give, they do not even retaliate--they only reply, and purr in doing so.
Really I'm just an actor. The only difference between me and those cats in Hollywood is that I write my own script.
Think about it: if the world could see how much adoption means from a cat's point of view, shelters would be empty.
What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof? - I wish I knew... Just staying on it, I guess, as long as she can.
Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company?
I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.
I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.
People who live in North Korea, they die for food, but living in the free world, the cat even eats expensive sushi.
I can never pass a cat in the street without greeting it and exchanging a few words, and the cat invariably replies.
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Do you know that cats can't wear corsets? They can't stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I tried!
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies.
With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. "
If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.
Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.
The past scampers like an alley cat through the present, leaving the paw prints of memories scattered helter-skelter.
It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)
If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.
No wisdom that she may gain by experience and reflection hereafter, will compensate the loss of her present hilarity.
The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up.
I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.
What I think is this: You should give up looking for lost cats and start searching for the other half of your shadow.
My job is to make the players I'm playing with better. I'm going to be the cat that does a lof of the other things.'
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
Little mouse," a voice said through the keyhole. "Don't you know the more you wriggle, the greater the cat's delight?
Poetry is like fish: if it's fresh, it's good; if it's stale, it's bad; and if you're not certain, try it on the cat.
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!
Three young cats with starlight in their eyes and the whisper of ancient wind in their fur." -Rock, Cats of the Clans
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.
All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them.
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!
You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.
If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.
One meets the cat in nearly all forms of art...curiously enough she is not a conspicuous figure in Roman or Greek art.