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I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.
Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones
I met Rick Rubin through Cat Collins, a DJ friend of mine that had worked for Rubin at American Recordings.
As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap over it.
When it meows, one scarcely hears it... It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.
A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked.
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.
Any time you have to move in two days, it's crazy. It's like, 'Who am I going to get to take care of my cat?
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.
Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.
We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime.
You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
This is a classic story of the friendship between humans and cats. Yes. I got in a lie right from the start!
We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball.
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.
A good writer can watch a cat pad across the street and know what it is to be pounced upon by a Bengal tiger.
Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.
I'm a fraidy cat. I play everything very safe in my life, so I think that's why I like characters that don't.
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.
A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.
When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do my resting for me.
I'm just here to open up doors for all these other cats out here that are trying to do the same thing really.
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.
It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar - a cat reading a map.
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
In the great green room, there was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of a cat jumping over the moon.
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
But I’m just going to be out there having a tea party with her cats or whatever it is she has in mind." Adrian
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.